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Disturbing Visions - ScaryMinds goes to the flicks to see what the locals have cooked up


# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


# is for those that can't be named

  • 100 Bloody Acres - Blood and bone makes the garden grow
  • 13 Gantry Row - Renovation can be a killer
  • 25th Reich, The - Redneck Nazi Spiders can't save this one
  • A is for Artery

  • Aberration - attack of the killer geckos!
  • Acolytes - a bad decision can bite you on the bum
  • Apocalyptic - talk about your poison chalice
  • Arctic Blast - Hobart goes ice age on us
  • B is for Blood

  • Babadook, The - Insanity in the inner city
  • Bad Blood - they keep it all off the streets down south
  • Bad Taste - when good ETs go feral
  • Bad Habits - naughty nuns in drug filled rampage
  • Bait - just when you thought it was safe to go back to the supermarket
  • Barry McKenzie Holds His Own - is there a bogan in the house?
  • Belief - the power of google compells you
  • Beautiful - all that glistens isn't ...
  • Black Sheep - the sheep are revolting
  • Black Water - hey check out what we found in the mangroves
  • Bloodlust - deliver us from evil, please
  • Bloodmoon - the woods are alive with boobs!
  • Body Melt - the case of the exploding member
  • Boogeyman - time to come out of the closet
  • Braindead - Mum knows best
  • Bridge to Nowhere - Kiwiploitation comes to the screen
  • Burlesque - Frank is getting his heart's desire
  • C is for Cabal

  • Carmillia Hyde - some secrets wont stay hidden
  • Cars That Ate Paris, The - and you thought city traffic was murder!
  • Catching Milat - Ivan likes to collect stuff
  • Caught Inside - you having a go at the Bull?
  • Celia - nobody takes the rabbit and lives to tell the tale!
  • Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith, The - can you spell didactic?
  • Clinic, The - maternal instincts can be a bitch
  • Coffin Rock - Jessie got something a little extra at the IVF clinic
  • Crawl - Croatian Cowboy Hit Men and bum spanking
  • Crawlspace - Eve needs a bit of TLC, else you die!
  • Crush - dead girls need love too
  • Cthulu - what shoggoths onto our screen?
  • Cubby House - can an exorcism be performed on an inanimate object?
  • Cut - slashing the hand that feeds it
  • D is for Demonic

  • Daddy's Little Girl - Everyone goes a little mad
  • Damned by Dawn - Claire enrages the Banshee
  • Dark Age - Kooris know about giant Crocs
  • Dark Lurking, The - Monster mash underground
  • Darkness Falls - into the outhouse of mediocrity
  • Daybreakers - I'm walking on sunshine ...
  • Dead Calm - It's dead something at least
  • Dead End Drive-In - don't fritter away your time
  • Dead Kids - the kids aren't the only things dead here
  • Death Warmed Up - I've got something on my mind baby
  • Demons Among Us, The - too many bad drugs man
  • Demons In My Head, The - so bad it's, well, bad
  • Devil's 6 Commandments, The - a gals gotta do
  • Devil's Rock, The - Nazi Occult Deminic Slam Down
  • Diagnosis: Death - when good nurses go bad
  • District 9 - anyone order the prawn cocktail
  • Don't be Afraid of the Dark - there's not much scary in it
  • Down by the Riverside - noir meets ineptitude
  • Dying Breed - the pie filling is getting stale
  • E is for Evil

  • Esoterica - nothing is what you think it is

    F is for Fiend

  • Fair Game - Roo shooter apocalypse
  • Family Demons - what goes around
  • Fear North - Taniwha Zombies curses
  • Feed - you want to super size that?
  • Ferryman, The - tickets please!
  • Five - don't trust anyone, even yourself
  • Flatmates Wanted - tricking flatmates can be murder
  • Fresh Meat - so what's for dinner?
  • Frighteners, The - death isn't a living
  • Fundamental - God loves you with homicidial intent
  • G is for Ghoul

  • Gabriel - welcome to the city of angels
  • Gates Of Hell, The - enter if you dare!
  • Ghosts... Of The Civil Dead
  • Ghost TV - abandoned creepy building, time to get freaky
  • Gone - irritating naive Brit backpackers
  • Grampire - you ain't to old to rock and bite
  • H is for Halloween

  • Heavenly Creatures - Lesbo murder madness
  • Hidden - life and death is a game of hide and seek
  • Horseman, The - Christian just wants to ask some questions
  • Houseboat Horror - Welcome to the houseboat party child
  • Housebound - Kylie is going up the walls at Miriam's crip
  • Howling III: The Marsupials - Outback were-a-roo rampage
  • I is for Internal organs

  • I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer - anything else on besides the cricket?
  • Inn of the Damned - that bed simply isn't comfortable
  • Irrefutable Truth About Demons, The - don't lose your heart in Wellington
  • I Survived a Zombie Holocaust - and being a set runner
  • J is for Jugular Vein

  • Jack be Nimble - Gothic overload, a great movie
  • Jasper - sometimes things are not what they appear
  • Journey Among Women - the angry angry beaver movie
  • Jungle, The - going bush can be fatal
  • K is for Killer

  • Killage, The - Becoming team leader has a price
  • Kung Fu Vampire Killers - Vampires who think they are Roos?
  • L is for Lycanthrope

  • Lake Mungo - seriously spooky stuff!
  • Last Confession of Alexander Pearce, The - And the roast of the day is
  • Last Train to Freo - last line to the center of darkness
  • Last of the Living - parachute into zombieland
  • Last Wave, The - Catch the next one
  • Lemon Tree Passage - some urban legends are killer  
  • Locals, The - welcome to the heartland, people are dying to meet you
  • Long Weekend - when a night at the beach goes wrong
  • Long Weekend (2008) - when remakes make you go hmmmm
  • Lost Things (2004) - sex is going to be the last thing going down
  • Lost Tribe, The (1983) - somethings are best left undisturbed
  • Loved Ones, The (2009) - more backwoods gore that ultimately goes nowhere
  • Love Of My Life (2013) - the Doctor will see you now
  • Lucky Country (2009) - has the movie finished yet?
  • M is for Monster

  • Machete Maidens Unleashed (2010) - karate kicking midgets and topless chicks
  • Mad Max (1979) - Max on a rampage of revenge
  • Mad Max 2 (1981) - Max doesn't need revenge to be on a rampage
  • Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) - Introducing Mad Maxine
  • Model Behaviour - Behaviour that's far from model
  • Mr. Wrong (1985) - a roadtrip to terror
  • Muirhouse (2013) - when there's something weird and it don't look good
  • Murderdrome (2013) - we're talking hell on wheels
  • N is for Nightmare

  • Needle - the voodoo that you do
  • Next of Kin - like Mother like Daughter
  • Night of Fear - before Mick there was Rat boy
  • Night, the Prowler, The - Felicity needs a bit of loving
  • Nightmares - the sound of breaking glass
  • No One Can Hear You - scream at really crap poetry
  • No Through Road - someone just kicked a major in Perth
  • Not Quite Hollywood - the documentary for the rest of us
  • Nullarbor Nymph, The - Semi-naked blonde chick, sign me up
  • O is for Occult

  • Out of the Blue - burning down the house
  • P is for Paranoia

  • Pack, The - Fido wants a treat
  • Pallat on the Floor - Accidental death, twice!
  • Parade of the Dead - The Hoods v The Undead
  • Patrick - Kathy up in Patrick's junk!
  • Patrick (2013) - Re-cycled spitting
  • Perfect Creature - vampires that don't sparkle ... hell yeah!
  • Perfect Strangers - slightly unhinged on the coast
  • Picnic At Hanging Rock - unleashing the power of the corset
  • Pitch Black - don't let the sun go down on you
  • Prey - pray you never have to endure this movie
  • Primal - Mel likes to use the "C" world
  • Psycho Beach Party - catch the next wave daddy-o
  • R is for Revenant

  • Razorback - more bacon than a sunday fry up
  • Red Hill - Jason Stackhouse versus the wild wild west
  • Redd Inc - Redd expects everyone to do their fracken job!
  • Reef, The - we're going to need a bigger review
  • Reign In Darkness - the Council need new blood
  • Roadgames - bringing new meaning to the term "road kill"
  • Road Train - Driving the audience to boredom
  • Rogue - things just get bigger up North
  • S is for Sacred

  • Safety in Numbers - more slasher mayhem
  • Sanctum - time to get your Freud on
  • Savages Crossing - if only Phil was Mick
  • Saw - do you really need that limb?
  • Scarecrow, The - chooks and murder
  • Scarfies - so how's the rugby going?
  • Scorched - fanning the flames of ineptitude
  • Seance - some doors are better left shut
  • Slaughtered - Taking glassing to a new level
  • Snapshot - portrait of a victim
  • Snowtown - John Bunting goes Dexter in Adelaide
  • Storage - there's something waiting down there for you.
  • Storm Warning - don't wake Poppy!
  • Summerfield - keeping it all in the family
  • Survivor, The - is this a burnt offering?
  • T is for Sacred

  • Taber Corn - never trust the opinion of an online Reviewer
  • Tattooist, The - Infected ink
  • Terror Peak - the Maori can have this Mountain
  • Thirst - ever wanted to work in a dairy?
  • Tomboys - they'll get you in the end!
  • Triangle - this ain't no love boat
  • Tunnel, The - darkness engulfs the unwary

  • U is for Undead

  • Ugly, The - working out what's real is half the battle
  • Undead - either it's a young liberal conference or we got us zombies!
  • Under The Mountain - Gingers destroy Auckland, yay!
  • Uninhabited - Harry and Beth versus restless native
  • V is for violence

  • Van Diemen's Land - you are what you eat
  • W is for Witchcraft

  • Waiting Place, The - Session 9 on a budget.
  • Wake In Fright - dated and had been done to death by 1971
  • When Evil Reigns - the drinking water in Melbourne can be murder!
  • Wolf Creek - Mick presents extreme tourism.
  • Wolf Creek 2 - Mick is back promoting the Outback
  • Wound - nothing is as it seems
  • Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead - a beer a day keeps the zombie away
  • Z is for Zombie

  • Zombie Brigade - the RSL is gonna go ballastic