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Horror Movies - Foreign


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# is for Something Arcane

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane - John Goodman goes huge  
  • 1408 (2007) - a decent King adaptation!
  • 28 Weeks Later (2007) - it's all the rage
  • 30 Days of Night (2007) - Vampires don't sparkle!
  • 30 Nights of Paranormal Activity With The Devil Inside the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2013) - It ain't even funny
  • 3D Piranha (2010) - "B" grade fish food goodness

  • A for Alien

  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) *Snap Judgement* - Abe Lincoln versus the Undead
  • Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies (2012) - Abe Lincoln versus the other Undead meat
  • Addiction (2003) - Robert has some time to kill
  • A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) - try sleeping through this one!
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Freddy mincing it up!
  • Alien (1979) - why you don't pick up hitch hikers
  • Alien v Predator (2004) - weight challenged Predators make easy meat
  • Alien v Predator: Requiem (2007) - no one is winning with this one except Fox
  • Altered (2006) - making an alteration to my opinion of the Director
  • Amityville Horror, The (1979) - Jody doesn't like yard sales
  • Amityville Curse, The (1990) - Renovation in Amityville leads to stale beer
  • Amityville Horror, The (2005) - the devil didn't make George do it?
  • Amityville Asylum, The (2013) - it just keeps getting worse
  • An American Haunting (2005) - doing it buggy style
  • An American Werewolf In London (1981) - whatever you do, don't go on the moors
  • Apartment 143 (2011) - Almost a classic
  • Apartment 1303 (2012) - Water logged revenant
  • Apparition, The (2012) - Boring Ghost is Boring
  • April Fool's Day (1986) - The joke's on someone
  • Attack the Block (2011) - Believe blood, I'm not even lying
  • Autopsy (2008) - medical mayhem
  • Awakening, The - Florence is finding spooks in the house
  • B is for blinded

  • Battlefield: Los Angeles - Alien block party destroys LaLa land
  • Bay, The - Would you like a side order of chicken poo?
  • Before Dawn (2012) - guess the marriage really is over
  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2007) - answering your slasher questions
  • Birds, The (1963) - on a wing and a prayer
  • Blair Witch (2016) - Season of the Witch, again!  
  • Bloody Pit of Horror (1965) - body beautiful ... psycho style!
  • BloodRayne (2005) - Uwe Boll reaches new lows
  • Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962) - Getting a head in life
  • Bram Stokerís Dracula (1992)
  • C is for Cruel

  • Cabin Fever (2002) - like catching a dose of the runs
  • Cabin in the Woods, The (2011) - just don't visit a cabin in the woods y'all
  • Candyman (1992) - sweets to the sweet
  • Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999) - the sweets are tasting sore
  • Changeling, The (1980) - don't go in the attic!
  • Chaw (2009) - pork terror in Southern Korea
  • Children, The (2008) - some one wants to know why they didn't get a pony!
  • Children of the Corn (1984) - attack of the demonic gopher
  • Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice (1992) - even more corn holing
  • Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest (1995) - Eli is a naughty boy
  • Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) - there's something corny going down here!
  • Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999) - after 665 movies it get's real bad
  • Child's Play (1988) - Chuckie want's to play!
  • City of the Dead, The (1959) - Why didn't she listen!
  • Clean (2006) - Kill Crane, Kill Kill
  • Cloverfield (2008) - The Blair Cloverfield Marketing Project
  • Cockneys vs Zombies (2012) - get the frack out of my East End
  • Conjuring, The (2013) - Getting the clap supernaturally
  • Constantine (2005) - Constantine, spears, and Sons of Satan
  • Covenant, The (2006) - Some things are best kept secret, like this movie!
  • Creep (2004) - Don't fall asleep in the subway
  • Creepshow III (2004) - I want the pain to end!
  • Cry_Wolf (2005) - In the end what can you believe?
  • Cube (1997) - It's hip to be square
  • Curse of Chucky (2013) - the Chuck is back, wanna play
  • D is for Darklight

  • Dark Skies (2013) - Intergalactic home invaders
  • Dark Water (2002) - it's going to need more than a plumber
  • Dawn of the Dead (1978) - they have everything at the mall
  • Day of The Dead (1985) - welcome to the lifeboat party
  • Day, The (2012) - home cooked meals that fight back
  • Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) - something is smelling off here
  • Day Of The Dead (2008) - surprisingly zombies can suck
  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) *Snap Judgement* - Ape versus Man
  • Dead 2: India, The - India gets the undead plague
  • Dead & Breakfast (2004) - Ain't no one wants this thong
  • Dead Silence (2007) - Dolls don't kill people, people kill people.
  • Deadly Blessing (1981) - Count your blessings
  • Deep Blue Sea (1999) - Holy battered fish sticks!
  • Deliver Us From Evil (2014) *Snap Judgement* - Demonic Zoo Happenings
  • Demons (1985) - why arthouse is simply wrong
  • Descent, The (2005) - what might be lurking in the dark
  • Descent: Part 2, The (2009) - time to go underground again!
  • Devil (2010) - take the stairs
  • Devil Inside, The (2012) - Maria is simply infested
  • Devil's Due (2014) - Some one is going to be a dad!
  • Diary of the Dead (2007) - Romero swings it out of the park
  • Don't Breathe (2016) - Anger is blind peope  
  • Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist (2004) - Better than the other one!
  • Doom (2005) - Thanks to the Religious right for bollocking this one.
  • Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966) - Christopher Lee rocks!
  • Drag Me To Hell (2009) - Raimi disappoints with run of the mill flick
  • Driller Killer, The (1979) - Power tools finding favour in the Big Apple
  • E is for Evil

  • Embryo (1965) - nudity sometimes doesn't help
  • Episode 50 (2011) - Found footage that should have stayed lost
  • Evidence (2012) - Attack of the doggy bears!
  • Evil Aliens (2005) - I've got a brand new combine harvester
  • Evil Dead, The (1981) - If you go down in the woods today...
  • Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) - Ash gets some action over the weekend
  • Evil Dead (2013) - They simply didn't get what made the original tick
  • Exorcism of Emily Rose, The (2005) - See Emily play
  • Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowes - Gail has got the devil inside her
  • Exorcismus - Who put the devil in Emma
  • Exorcist, The - Talk about a generation gap!
  • Exorcist: The Version You're Never Seen, The
  • Exorcist II: The Heretic - Jimbo a locust suit, why!?!
  • Exorcist III - why Studios suck
  • Exorcist: The Beginning - no sharks mon!
  • Eye, The (2002) - Mun is seeing things you wont believe
  • F is for Fear

  • Field of Blood, The (2011) - Paddy takes on a psycho serial killer
  • Fog, The (1980) - Blake wants his gold and revenge
  • Frenzy (1972) - Hitchcock does it again!
  • Friday the 13th (1980) - the one without Jason
  • Friday the 13th (1980) - competing reviews
  • Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981) - the one with whimpy Jason
  • Friday the 13th: Part 2 - First Half (1981) - final girls are aware
  • Friday the 13th: Part 2 - Second Half (1981) - final couple?
  • Friday the 13th: Part 3 (1982) - it's disco Jason
  • Friday the 13th: Part 3 (1982) - the hockey mask appears!
  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) - Jason versus Tommy
  • Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1985) - filmed in boob-a-rama!
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) - Jason v Tommy, again!
  • Friday the 13th (2009) - trying to be the worse one ever
  • Fright Night (1985) - Evil Ed is seriously a horror icon
  • From Hell (2001) - Jack is slicing up the streets
  • G is for Ghoul

  • Galaxy Of Terror (1981) - Galaxy of something at least
  • Ginger Snaps Back (2004) - Ginger gets bitten again, this time historically
  • Godzilla (2014) - The Big G is back, and at least entertaining
  • Grave Encounters (2011) - You won't stand a ghost of a chance
  • Grave Encounters 2 (2012) - More of the same old except worse
  • Grudge, The (2004) - A movie sure to rassssppp on your nerves
  • Grudge 2, The (2006) - The Japanese scary team are back and rocking
  • Grudge 3, The (2009) - This Apartment has a bigger infestation issue than vermin
  • H is for Hunger

  • Half Light (2006) - Fridge magnets are scary dammit!
  • Halloween 25 Years of Terror (2006) - Weekend convention video
  • Halloween (1978) - The night we all dig Mikey
  • Halloween II (1981) - more Mikey on the night he came back
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) - the night no one came home
  • Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988) - what is it with the Myers and clown costumes?
  • Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989) - Michael continues his journey through the family
  • Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995) - Michael Myers doing his thing
  • Halloween H2O: 20 Years Later (1998) - Mikey still has unfinished business
  • Halloween (2007) - Redneck wonderland
  • Halloween (2007) *Snap Judgement* - Zombie lives up to his name
  • Hamiltons, The (2006) - what's in the basement?
  • Hannibal (2001) - how to serve up legumes in a taste treat
  • Hannibal Rising *Snap Judgement* (2007) - Hannibal was simply born bad
  • Hard Candy (2006) - Hayley has definite ideas on internet relationships
  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) - Don't eat the Candy!
  • Haunting In Connecticut, The (2009) - Burnt offerings and eye lids
  • Hellraiser (1987) - Puzzle your way out of this one
  • Hidden, The (1987) - Slug from outer space goes on rampage
  • Hills Run Red, The (2009) - The Hills run with something brown as well.
  • Horde, The (2008) - Gaelic zombie mayhem
  • Horror of Hammer, The (2001) - It's Hammer trailer time
  • Host, The (2006) - Giant Mutant Tadpole and political statements
  • Hotel Transylvania (2012) - Where even Disney fear to tread
  • House of 1000 Corpses (2003) - Well something died and should have been buried
  • Howling, The (1981) - The Hills are alive with the sound of ...
  • I is for Incision

  • I, Frankenstein (2014) - they should have shut off the electricity
  • I Know Who Killed Me (2007) - Amputee sex is loud
  • I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) - I'll always know the plot
  • Inferno (1980) - The second Mutha is in the Elliots faces yo!
  • Insidious (2010) - Just walk away Renai
  • Insidious: Chapter 2 (2013) - Never look back Renai
  • It (1990) - Pennywise will bring your worse nightmare
  • It Follows (2014) - Jay picks up a real nasty STD  
  • Into the Storm (2014) *Snap Judgement* - bad case of wind in Oklahoma
  • Iron Sky (2012) - Moon Nazis! Oh hell yes
  • It's Alive (2008) - Can't say the same about the movie!
  • J is for Jugular

  • Jason Goes to Hell (1993) - Apparently another last F13th movie
  • Jurassic World (2015) *Snap Judgement* - Dinos on the loose
  • K is for Killer

  • Kairo (2001) - Tokyo facing a ghostly internet meltdown
  • L is for Legion

  • Lake Placid 2 (2007) - Bad CGI Crocs be thy name
  • Land of the Dead (2005) - Romero isn't evolving
  • Last Exorcism, The (2010) - Nell doesn't like pussies
  • Last Exorcism: Part II, The (2013) - Demons fall in love
  • Let Me In (2010) - Full marks for the pun in the title
  • Lovely Bones, The (2009) - the corn fields of destiny
  • Lovely Molly (2011) - Molly had a few issues to deal with
  • M is for Mutation

  • Mama (2013) - Feral children and a revenant
  • Mega Shark versus Giant Octopus (2009) - Mega load of poo
  • Messengers, The (2007) - The crows should have murdered this one
  • Mimic (1997) - You better watch out or the insects will get you
  • Mimic 3: Sentinel (2003) - The Judas bugs are back, and twice as nasty
  • Mist, The - something is in the mist
  • Monsters (2010) - NASA makes an oil disaster look like a small spill
  • Monsters: Dark Continent (2014) - levithan unleashed
  • Mortuary (2005) - Tobe Hooper finds new depths of ineptitude
  • My Amityville Horror (2012) - Danny Lutz breaks his silence
  • My Bloody Valentine (1981) - Coal Seam Slashing
  • N is for Necropolis

  • Nanny, The (1965) - She's got Bette Davis eyes
  • Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy (2010) - the doco Freddy built
  • Night of the Living Dead (1968) - the ghoul of your dreams
  • Night of the Living Dead (1990) - Savini remakes a classic to good effect
  • Night of the Living Dead 30th Anniversary Edition (1999) - with 15 minutes extra!
  • Night of the Living Dorks (2004) - get ready to have a ball, no really
  • Nun, The (2005) - a waterlog revenant Nun!
  • O is for Occult

  • Omen, The (1976) - the devil has got into this toddler
  • Orphanage, The (2007) - be careful something might follow you home
  • Others, The (2001) - ghosts seep into ordered life
  • Ouija: Origin Of Evil (2016) - Doris has a new game  
  • P is for punishment

  • Pandorum (2009) - mutant cannibals in space
  • Paranormal Activity (2009) - the scariest movie of the year
  • Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) - scarying up the screams one more time
  • Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) - bring on the fourth movie, this one rocked!
  • Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) - Toby has a disturbing preference for young boys
  • Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) - Jesse is going through changes
  • Paranorman (2012) *Snap Judgement* - Norman can see dead people.
  • Plane Dead (2007) - get these mofo zombies off my plane!
  • Poltergeist (2015) *Snap Judgement* - cheap house built on burial ground!
  • Possession, The (2012) - Evil Supernatural Moths
  • Predators (2010) *Snap Judgement* - hell yeah, the Yautja are back baby!
  • Premonition (2004) - Just when you thought it was safe to read the newspaper
  • Prince of Darkness (1987) - John Carpenter and Alice Cooper, oh hell yes!
  • Piranha 3DD (2012) - how to make T&A boring!
  • Prometheus (2012)*Snap Judgement* - in space no one can hear you scream with joy
  • Prom Night (1980) - do the funky chicken as the axe comes down
  • Prom Night (2008) - this one just sucks on so many levels
  • Prom Night II : Hello Mary Lou (1987) - Mary Lou just wants to party
  • Prom Night III : The Last Kiss (1990) - Mary Lou is back and passed her welcome
  • Psycho (1960) - we all go a little crazy, sometimes
  • Psycho III (1986) - Norman and Mother are back
  • Psycho IV: The Begining (1990) - Can Norman live down the past?
  • Pulse (2006) - The Weinsteins are to horror what nettles are to your bum if used as tiolet paper
  • Q is for Quiver

  • Q - New York faces the terror of CGI from the sky!
  • Quarantine - Zombies, they're like cockroaches in apartment buildings
  • R is for Retro-virus

  • [Rec] - Possessed zombies, hello Evil Dead!
  • [Rec] 2 - go back into the apartment building
  • [Rec] 3: Genesis - welcome to the wedding of the year
  • Reaping, The - Cut price rain of toads
  • Red Kingdom Rising (2011) - Who's dream is it anyway?
  • Red Mist (2010) - Kenneth goes Patrick on us in devastating style
  • Resident Evil (2002) - Alice goes down the zombie hole
  • Resident Evil Extinction (2007) - Can a group of supermodels survive the zombie holocaust?
  • Resident Evil:Afterlife (2010) *Snap Judgement* - Alice still has it!
  • Resident Evil:Retribution (2012) *Snap Judgement* - The Red Queen is back and so are a bunch of others
  • Return, The - Sarah Michelle Geller does Grudge one more time
  • Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008) - A return that makes you wonder why they bothered
  • Return Of The Living Dead, The (1985) - Get ready to party with the zombie apocalypse
  • Riddick (2013) *Snap Judgement* - You're not afraid of the dark are you?
  • Ring (1998) - What's that Skip, Sadako is down the well
  • Ring 2 (1999) - Exploring Sadako's origins
  • Ring, The (2002) - Scary chicks aren't confined to the Cabana Lounge happy hour
  • Ring Two, The (2005) - Samara just wants her mom!
  • Road, The (2009) *Snap Judgement* - Not being eaten is the key to surviving a mass extinction event
  • Rottweiler - Cyborg demon possessed killer doggie, do I need to say more?
  • S is for slime

  • Saw (2004) - So rusted pipes or ankle, hmmmm ...
  • Saw II (2005) - Cleverly explaining itself to the mouth breathers
  • Saw II (2005) - More dismemberment and games
  • Saw III (2006) - Gore be thy name
  • Scary Movie (2000) - Talk about laugh, I forgot to do tequilla shots
  • Scary Movie 5 (2013) - Bring back the Wayans stat!
  • Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apolcalypse (2015) - Tying itself in knots
  • Seventh Sign, The (1988) - Dem-I Moore topless, and theology
  • Sharknado (2013) - Get these mofo sharks out of my mofo tornado
  • Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) - Seriously just how bad can these get?  
  • Shark Night (2011) - rednecks and sharks don't mix!
  • She (1965) - She is pretty demanding
  • Silent Hill (2006) - burning down the fanatics
  • Simon Says (2006) - Crispin Glover goes Psycho
  • Sinister (2012) - Mr Boogie is out to get Ethan Hawke!
  • Sinking of Japan (2006) - Mt Fuji-san is about to go supernova!
  • Skyline (2010) - The Matrix squids are back!
  • Sleepaway Camp (1983) - You won't be coming home to watch it
  • Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers (1988) - They aren't the only ones!
  • Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989) - Well something is a wasteland at least
  • Slither (2006) - slimed in an entirely new way
  • Slugs (1988) - Stepford Brady Bunch v Nature
  • Sometimes They Come Back (1991) - and we hope they don't again!
  • Stay (2005) - Making it complex
  • Stay Alive (2004) - Tween scare central
  • St. Francisville Experiment, The (2000) - Madison channels Heather
  • Supervolcano (2005) - Yellowstone goes off like a drunk LiLo
  • Survival Of The Dead (2009) - Romero drops the ball!
  • Suspiria (1977) - why dancing is evil
  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) - love you with a blade
  • T is for Terror

  • Terror Train (1980) - Jamie Lee vs cross dressing psycho
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1974) - Tobe Hooper's classic
  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, The (1986) - Tobe Hooper's not so classic
  • Thing, The (2011) - more ice cold morphing
  • Thing From Another World, The (1951) - Giant blood thirsty carrot!
  • Thompsons, The - Francis finds true love in amongst the gore
  • Tokyo Zombie (2005) - Homoerotic martial art with zombies
  • Tremors (1990) - Attack of the giant snake things
  • Trick 'r Treat (2008) - A festive delight
  • Troll Hunter - darn meddling kids
  • Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) - them college kids love a wood chipper
  • Twilight (2008) - Vanilla and Spadeface bore the crap out of us
  • U is for Undesirable

  • Unborn, The (2009) - Odette's white knickers rock
  • Underworld: Awakening (2012) - Selene is back!
  • Uninvited, The (2009) - Burning down the house
  • Urban Legend (1998) - Did you hear about slashers becoming run of the mill?
  • V is for Violence

  • Vacancy (2007) - Cockroaches, stained sheets, and psychos
  • Valentine (2001) - Wonder if Cadbury's have ever tried those centers?
  • Visit, The (2015) - We all go a little crazy sometimes
  • W is for Wendigo

  • Wicker Man, The (2006) - Nicky Cage in a bear suit!
  • When the Lights Went Out - the poltergeists came out to play
  • White Noise 2: The Light (2007) - Stay out of the light!
  • Woman in Black, the (2012) - Someone is slightly kranky
  • World War Z (2013)*Snap Judgement* - Brad Pitt battles the Olympic sprinting dead
  • World's End, The (2013) *Snap Judgement* - Pub crawls, alien invasions, its all happening
  • Z is for Zoological Anamoly

  • Zombie Apocalypse (2011) - The Asylum stuff up another one
  • Zombie Strippers (2008) - Where stripping is serious
  • Zombie Transfusion (2006) - The zombies culling the herd, go you good things!
  • Zombieland (2009) *Snap Judgement* - Ain't no twinkies in the zombie apocalypse