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"I’d seen plenty of people fucked up by faeries before, mauled by werewolves or raped by unicorns or eaten by one of those swarms of pixies that strip flesh from a living human like a pack of piranha" - Aster


Classic and not so classic Horror Movies from abroad


# A B C D E F G H I J K L M N M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


# is for Something Arcane

  • 28 Weeks Later (2007) - it's all the rage
  • 30 Days of Night (2007) - Vampires don't sparkle!
  • 3D Piranha (2010) - "B" grade fish food goodness


    • A for Alien

  • A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) - try sleeping through this one!
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - Freddy mincing it up!
  • Alien (1979) - why you don't pick up hitch hikers
  • Alien v Predator (2004) - weight challenged Predators make easy meat
  • Alien v Predator: Requiem (2007) - no one is winning with this one except Fox
  • Altered (2006) - making an alteration to my opinion of the Director
  • Amityville Horror, The (1979) - Jody doesn't like yard sales
  • Amityville Horror, The (2005) - the devil didn't make George do it?
  • An American Haunting (2005) - doing it buggy style
  • April Fool's Day (1986) - The joke's on someone
  • Autopsy (2008) - medical mayhem

    • B is for blinded

  • Battlefield: Los Angeles - Alien block party destroys LaLa land
  • Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2007) - answering your slasher questions
  • Birds, The (1963) - on a wing and a prayer
  • Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

    • C is for Cruel

  • Cabin Fever (2002) - like catching a dose of the runs
  • Candyman (1992) - sweets to the sweet
  • Candyman 3: Day of the Dead (1999) - the sweets are tasting sore
  • Changeling, The (1980) - don't go in the attic!
  • Children, The (2008) - some one wants to know why they didn't get a pony!
  • Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering (1996) - there's something corny going down here!
  • Child's Play (1988) - Chuckie want's to play!
  • Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999) - after 665 movies it get's real bad
  • City of the Dead, The (1959) - Why didn't she listen!
  • Cloverfield (2008) - The Blair Cloverfield Marketing Project
  • Covenant, The (2006) - Some things are best kept secret, like this movie!
  • Creep (2004) - Don't fall asleep in the subway
  • Creepshow III (2004) - I want the pain to end!
  • Cry_Wolf (2005) - In the end what can you believe?
  • Cube (1997) - It's hip to be square

    • D is for Darklight

  • Dark Water (2002) - it's going to need more than a plumber
  • Dawn of the Dead (1978) - they have everything at the mall
  • Day of The Dead (1985) - welcome to the lifeboat party
  • Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) - something is smelling off here
  • Day Of The Dead (2008) - surprisingly zombies can suck
  • Dead Silence (2007) - Dolls don't kill people, people kill people.
  • Deadly Blessing (1981) - Count your blessings
  • Deep Blue Sea (1999) - Holy battered fish sticks!
  • Demons (1985) - why arthouse is simply wrong
  • Descent, The (2005) - what might be lurking in the dark
  • Descent: Part 2, The (2009) - time to go underground again!
  • Devil (2010) - take the stairs
  • Diary of the Dead (2007) - Romero swings it out of the park
  • Doom (2005) - Thanks to the Religious right for bollocking this one.
  • Drag Me To Hell (2009) - Raimi disappoints with run of the mill flick
  • Driller Killer, The (1979) - Power tools finding favour in the Big Apple

    • E is for Evil

  • Evil Aliens (2005) - I've got a brand new combine harvester
  • Evil Dead, The (1981) - If you go down in the woods today...
  • Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987) - Ash gets some action over the weekend
  • Exorcism of Emily Rose, The (2005) - See Emily play
  • Exorcism: The Possession of Gail Bowes - Gail has got the devil inside her
  • Eye, The (2002) - Mun is seeing things you wont believe

    • F is for Fear

  • Final Destination 5 (2011) - Further death dealing without feeling
  • Fog, The (1980) - Blake wants his gold and revenge
  • Frenzy (1972) - Hitchcock does it again!  
  • Friday the 13th (1980) - the one without Jason
  • Friday the 13th: Part 2 (1981) - the one with whimpy Jason
  • Friday the 13th: Part 3 (1982) - it's disco Jason

    • H is for Hunger

  • Hills Run Red, The (2009) - The Hills run with something brown as well.
  • Horde, The (2008) - Gaelic zombie mayhem

    • I is for Incision

  • Insidious (2010) - Just walk away Renai
  • It's Alive (2008) - Can't say the same about the movie!

    • L is for Legion

  • Last Exorcism, The (2010) - Nell doesn't like pussies
  • Let Me In (2010) - Full marks for the pun in the title
  • Lovely Bones, The (2009) - the corn fields of destiny

    • N is for Necropolis

  • Night of the Living Dead (1968) - the ghoul of your dreams

    • O is for Occult

  • Others, The (2001) - ghosts seep into ordered life

    • P is for punishment

  • Pandorum (2009) - mutant cannibals in space
  • Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) - scarying up the screams one more time
  • Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) - bring on the fourth movie, this one rocked!
  • Predators (2010) - hell yeah, the Yautja are back baby!

    • R is for Retro-virus

  • [Rec] 2 - go back into the apartment building
  • Red Mist (2010) - Kenneth goes Patrick on us in devastating style  
  • Resident Evil Extinction (2007) - Can a group of supermodels survive the zombie holocaust?
  • Resident Evil:Afterlife (2010) - Alice still has it!
  • Ring, The (2002) - Scary chicks aren't confined to the Cabana Lounge happy hour
  • Ring Two, The (2005) - Samara just wants her mom!
  • Road, The (2009) - Not being eaten is the key to surviving a mass extinction event

    • S is for slime

  • Saw II (2005) - Cleverly explaining itself to the mouth breathers
  • Silent Hill (2006) - burning down the fanatics
  • Skyline (2010) - The Matrix squids are back!
  • Stay (2005) - Making it complex
  • St. Francisville Experiment, The (2000) - Madison channels Heather
  • Survival Of The Dead (2009) - Romero drops the ball!

    • T is for Terror

  • Thing, The (2011) - more ice cold morphing
  • Thing From Another World, The (1951) - Giant blood thirsty carrot!
  • Trick 'r Treat (2008) - A festive delight
  • Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010) - them college kids love a wood chipper

    • U is for Undesirable

  • Underworld: Awakening (2012) - Selene is back!  
  • Uninvited, The (2009) - Burning down the house
  • Urban Legend (1998) - Did you hear about slashers becoming run of the mill?

    • V is for Violence

  • Valentine (2001) - Wonder if Cadbury's have ever tried those centers?

    • W is for Wendigo

  • White Noise 2: The Light (2007) - Stay out of the light!

    • Z is for Zoological Anamoly

  • Zombie Strippers (2008) - Where stripping is serious

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